Fashioned from heavy cast iron and refined with a burnished finish, our fish bottle opener is a formidable force against beer caps and bottles alike. Grab this gill-bearing guppy for on the go tomfoolery or at-home festivities. Because really, what better way to get sloshed?
This is absolutely the right wrench for the job - assuming the job is drinking, which it so often seems to be, doesn't it? This cast iron impostor masquerades as an adjustable plumber's wrench but in fact serves as an ingenious bottle opener. Spend enough time walking around with it and you can probably convince your neighbors that you're busy doing something useful.
Our pistol bottle opener is ready to pop the cap off the first brew crazy enough to stand in its way. And with not just one but two bottle-opening access points, can you think of any reason not to crack another bottle? Ah, we thought not.
Good luck and good beer will flow freely thanks to this cast iron horseshoe. Mounted indoors or out, it is the fastest top-popper in the west.